♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
OK. SOLUTION NUMBER ONE FOR PLANT NUMBER ONE.
HEATHCLIFF, I'M GOING TO MAKE THE WORLD'S GREATEST PLANT FOOD,
AND THEN I'LL BECOME SO RICH THAT I'LL HAVE TO HIRE PEOPLE JUST TO COUNT MY MONEY.
I'LL BE THE KING OF PLANT FOOD!
OF COURSE YOU RECOGNIZE ME. I'M THE KING OF PLANT FOOD!
HA HA HA!
THE KING OF PLANT FOOD? HMM.
I GUESS SOMEBODY'S GOT TO DO IT.
YOU'RE NOT MY...
♪ BROTHER
Announcer: AND NOW PET TV RETURNS WITH THE WINNER
OF THE MOST HANDSOME CAT IN THE WORLD CONTEST.
THOSE GUYS WITH THE LONG HAIR
ARE THE STUPIDEST CATS I'VE EVER SEEN.
HA! A DISGRACE TO CATHOOD.
AND THE WINNER IS...
NUMBER 3!
OH, NO!
[APPLAUSE]
[FEMALES SQUEALING]
UH-OH.
WELL, THIS SEASON, IF YOU'RE A CAT,
I HOPE YOU'VE GOT LONG HAIR.
WELL, OUR TIME IS UP, SO GOOD-BYE, EVERYBODY.
LONGHAIRED CATS.
WHAT'S THIS WORLD COMING TO?
OHH!
IT'S A MIRACLE!
HUH?
[WHAM]
I'VE ALMOST GOT IT.
AAH!
AAH! HEATHCLIFF, YOU JUST SPILLED MY BEST SOLUTION--
THE ONE THAT WAS GOING TO MAKE ME RICH.
YOUR PAW IS SOAKING IN WHAT WAS THE WORLD'S GREATEST PLANT FOOD.
YOU'VE RUINED ME!
GET OUT! GO! SCAT!
YOW!
MMM. YUM.
HUH?
MAY I HELPYOU, SIR?
AAH!
AAH! YOW!
HA HA HA! HEE HEE HEE!
HUH?
OW!
UH!
OH, HEATHCLIFF! NOT AGAIN!
WOW! LOOK AT THAT.
[MUTTERING]
DON'T MOVE.
I WANT TO KEEP YOU UNDER STRICT SCIENTIFIC OBSERVATION.
WE'VE GOT TO MEASURE YOUR PROGRESS.
HMM. YES.
I SEE. OF COURSE!
WHY NOT? IT MAKES SENSE.
HMM.
HOLD STILL, HEATHCLIFF.
YOU DON'T WANT TO POP FREE FROM THOSE WIRES.
WANT TO BET?
UHH! UH! ERR!
YOW!
HMM. NOW, HEATHCLIFF,
I KNOW SCIENCE ISN'T ALWAYS COMFORTABLE,
BUT IF I GET RICH,
THEN YOU'LL HAVE ALL THE FISH YOU WANT.
NOW, WON'T THAT BE NICE?
PROMISES, PROMISES.
COME BACK!
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU.
YOUR HAIR MAY NEVER STOP GROWING!
AAH!
Heathcliff: I'M SO...YUCK!
THAT WASN'T A GROW FORMULA-- THAT WAS AN UGLY FORMULA!
NOW WHAT?
A COMB. A COMB! MY KINGDOM FOR A COMB.
HI, SONJA! UH, BEAUTIFUL DAY, EH?
HEATHCLIFF!
YEAH. SONJA, CAN I BORROW YOUR COMB FOR A SECOND?
PLEASE?
HERE.
THANKS, BABE.
HEATHCLIFF! WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU?
COOL IS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME, BABY.
TOTALLY COOL. LATER, PUSSYCAT.
OOH!
YOW!
MEOW!
BYE-BYE, GIRLS.
[PURR]
OOH!
MY OLD DOLL FINALLY WORE OUT.
WHAT GOOD IS A CARRIAGE WITHOUT A BABY?
OH!
THAT'S GREAT.
AAH!
THERE.
NOW WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR HAIR.
YEAH. YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.
[MEOW MEOW]
NOW, THAT SHOULD BE A LITTLE BETTER.
HOLD STILL. YOU DON'T WANT TO MUSS YOUR PRETTY CURLS.
WANT TO BET?
STOP!
OW! OOH.
HA HA HA!
YOW!
WHOA!
WATER. YICK!
Girl: STOP!
GET IN THERE, NOW!
HEY! COME BACK HERE.
YOU'LL NEVER GET ANOTHER RIDE IF YOU DON'T.
I MEAN IT!
THAT GIRL IS NUTS.
HUH?
EARNING EXTRA MONEY DOING YARD WORK?
NAH. HEATHCLIFF'S WORKING FOR THE CITY.
HE'S A STREET-CLEANING MACHINE!
HA HA HA!
WANT TO BORROW MY RAKE?
HERE. LET US HELP.
[GRR][GRR][GRR]
WHOA!
AAH!
OH!
AAH! OOF!
APOLOGIZE TO THE TREE, BOYS.
OH!
I DON'T SEE HEATHCLIFF--
ONLY THAT HUGE HAIRPIECE OVER THERE.
WHO'D LET THEIR WIG GO OUT ALONE?
THAT'S NO WIG. THAT'S HEATHCLIFF,
THE HAIR-BRAINED HAIRBALL.
WHAT'S HE DOING?
WE'VE GOT TO GET HIM HOME.
Heathcliff: BOY. IT'S HOT IN HERE.
DOES THIS MAKE ME FAMOUS?
I WONDER IF I CAN GET ON THE JOHNNY CARSON SHOW.
I TOLD YOU NOT TO BRING ANY JUNK HOME.
GRANDPA, HEATHCLIFF'S INSIDE.
I MEAN, IT'S HEATHCLIFF.
WILL YOU TRIM HIM WHILE I GO TRY TO MAKE AN ANTIDOTE?
Heathcliff: I HOPE HE KNOWS THERE ARE PAWS, EARS, AND A CUTE LITTLE NOSE IN HERE.
THERE NOW.
GRANDPA, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO TRIM HEATHCLIFF.
HA HA HA!
HURRY UP, IGGY! YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
OOH!
HA HA!HA HA HA!
OH, NO!
[MEROWR]
KEEP CHOPPING, GRANDPA. I'LL CHANGE THE FORMULA.
WE'LL GET YOU BACK TO NORMAL, HEATHCLIFF.
HEATHCLIFF, NORMAL? HA!
WELL?
I DID IT! I DID IT!
HEATHCLIFF'S BACK TO NORMAL.
GREAT. NOW YOU CAN GET STARTED RAKING UP THIS HAIR.
FREEZE, HEATHCLIFF!
SEE YOU LATER, HEATHCLIFF.
ANOTHER HOUR OR SO, AND WE'LL BE FINISHED.
IT'S NOT EASY HAVING THE KING OF PLANT FOOD FOR AN OWNER.
YAAH!
YOW!
IT WORKED.
♪ DOO DA DA DOO
♪ DEE DOO DEE DOO
GEE, I LOVE COOKOUTS.
DUH, HI, BOSS.
WOULDN'T IT BE NICE TO DO THIS IN THE GREAT OUTDOORS?
THE SMELL OF CAMPFIRES AND A BABBLING BROOK.
TROUT FRIED IN A PAN AND CAUGHT WITH A HOOK.
Riffraff: ARE YOU KIDDING?
WE HAVE ALL THE WONDERS OF NATURE RIGHT HERE.
[SNIFF SNIFF]
DUH, EXCEPT MAYBE A FIRE EXTINGUISHER.
OW!OH!
LEROY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?
YOUSE GUYS GOT TO VACATE THE PREMISES.
THE FUMIGATOR'S COMING!
YOW!
WHAT'S A FURMIDIGATOR?
THEY GET RID OF UNWANTED CREATURES.
YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES TO CLEAR OUT.
SAYS WHO?
SAYS THAT!
Hector: NO FISHING, NO HUNTING, NO PETS,
NO DRINKING, NO PARKING,
NO LITTERING, NO LOITERING...
THIS IS YOUR CAMPSITE. ENJOY IT.
[MUNCH SLURP]
I LOVE THE PEACE AND QUIET OF THE GREAT OUTDOORS.
[ANIMALS GROWLING]
AAH!YAA!AAH!AAH!
Mungo: I WANT TO GO HOME, BOSS!
[SOBBING]
[YAWN]
Hector: BOY, DID I SLEEP GOOD.
Riffraff: WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST?
Mungo: TUNA SURPRISE.
YAA!
AAH!
UHH!
HUH?HUH?HUH?
ALL RIGHT!
WHO DID IT?
HA HA HA!
DUMB CITY CATS.
WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT 'EM?
PROBABLY STARVE. HEE HEE HEE!
WE'RE GOING TO STARVE.
[CRYING]
DON'T TALK SO MUCH.
HEY!
WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH,
THE CADILLAC CATS GET GOING.
SO LET'S GET GOING.
NEXT STOP-- WALDO'S COFFEE SHOP.
HUH?
YOW!
OPERATION: GROCERIES. MOVE OUT!
HUP, 2, 3, 4.
GET ON WITH IT, RANGER BRUCE.
Raccoon: I HOPE HE DIDN'T USE OYSTER STUFFING.
BETTER CHECK MY RACCOON SNARE.
UH-OH!
THAT OUGHT TO STOP THOSE CRAZY RACCOONS.
WE MAY BE CRAZY, BUT WE'RE NOT STUPID.
BUT THEYARE!
YAA!
[RACCOONS LAUGHING]
HEY!
NO FAIR!
WE STOLE IT FIRST.
WELCOME TO THE FRIENDLY FOREST.
[RACCOONS LAUGHING]
AAH!
BUT WE'RE STILL HUNGRY!
AAH!OH!
WAIT'LL I GET MY PAWS ON THOSE RACCOONS!
AAH! OH!
THIS GIVES ME AN IDEA.
EVERYBODY OUT!
YOU STAY HERE AND CATCH SOME TROUT.
WE'LL FEAST AT BREAKFAST WITHOUT A DOUBT.
YEAH. HEE HEE HEE!
[SNORING]
BREAKFAST IS SERVED.
WITH HONEY FOR DESSERT!
HUH?
BREAKFAST COMING UP, BOSS.
HEY, BANDIDO. OUT OF OUR HATCHERY!
OH!OH!OH!
AAH!AAH!
AAH! OH!
[SCREAMING]
NEXT STOP-- JUNKYARD JUNCTION!
GUESS AGAIN, TUNA-BREATH.
WE STAY AND FIGHT, CADILLAC-CATS STYLE.
THE OLD FUMIGATION SCAM ALWAYS WORKS.
[BOING]
OH!OH!
AND WHAT DO YOU REQUIRE FOR A DEPOSIT?
FIRST AND LAST MONTH'S DOG BISCUITS,
AND OF COURSE, A SECURITY DEPOSIT.
JUST IN CASE YOU BREAK ANY OF THIS, UH...
WORTHLESS JUNK.
GET IT WHILE THE GETTING'S GOOD.
SPEAKING OF GETTING IT GOOD,
I'M JUST ABOUT FINISHED.
WHAT ABOUT THE ROAST?
PATIENCE, MY BOY. PATIENCE.
Mungo: BUT I WANTED TO WATCH.
THEY'RE COMING FOR IT, BOSS.
DIRECT HIT, BOSS!
HA HA HA! GUESS THEY'RE NOT TOO HAPPY ABOUT OUR OIL SLICK.
HEE HEE HEE!
THE RANGER ISN'T TOO HAPPY, EITHER.
YOU DAM THE STREAM ABOVE THE RANGER'S CABIN,
AND WE'LL GIVE YOU HIS CHAIN SAW.
DEAL. YOU HEARD THE CAT, MURRAY.
THE DAM IS UNDER WAY, WORDSWORTH. HOW'S THE DECOY COMING?
I HOPE THE RACCOONS NEVER SEE
THE FISH WE HUNG FROM YONDER TREE.
THOSE FLOUNDER-BRAINS NEVER LEARN. HA HA!
PREPARE FOR THE RAID.
HA HA HA!
I'LL GET THOSE CRITTERS IF I HAVE TO BULLDOZE
EVERY SQUARE INCH OF THE FOREST TO FIND THEM.
THE FOREST IS OURS.
THE JOB IS DONE. NOW BEGINS THE FUN.
[THUNDER]
Mungo: THIS IS THE LIFE, BOSS.
8 BELLS, AND ALL'S WELL.
DON'T COUNT ON IT. IT'S TOO QUIET.
ATTACK!
[SOBBING]
I NEED A VACATION.
LET'S GO FISHIN'. HA HA HA!
RACCOONS AT 6 O'CLOCK!
TIRES, HECTOR.
CHECK.
I GOT IT!
GOOD.
OH.WHAT?
OW! OOH!
WHOA!
WOW! WHOA!
Hector: WE HAVE MET THE ENEMY, AND THEY ARE OURS!
Riffraff: NICE JOB.
I'VE HAD IT.
[CREAKING]
UH-OH.
ABANDON DAM!
Ranger: WHOA!
WHOA! WHOA!
[YAWNS]
DUH, BOSS?
Riffraff: WHAT IS IT NOW, MUNGO?
MAYBE WE OUGHT TO CONVERT THE CAMPER TO A BOAT.
WHY, MUNGO?
DUH, 'CAUSE THE TRAILER DON'T FLOAT.
HUH?WHAT?
YIKES!
HELP!HEAD FOR THE HILLS!
Mungo: WE ARE.
WHOA!WHOA!WHOA!
AAH!AAH!
HOME SWEET HOME.
IT NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD.
YEAH. AMAZING WHAT A LITTLE CLEAN WATER CAN DO.
TODD, DONNY, YOU FORGOT TO LET HERMAN INSIDE.
HE COULD FREEZE! I'LL BE BACK SOON.
HEY MOM, DON'T FORGET TO...
[DOOR SLAMS] [GASP!]
HEY, OPEN THE DOOR!
THANKS HERMAN. GLAD YOU DIDN'T FORGET US LIKE WE FORGOT YOU.
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